Apparently we have “special salt”. At least that was what I was told yesterday. As we are slowly getting through our financial crisis Mrs. Dirt Boots went shopping yesterday and decided to buy some of this “special salt”. I am assuming each crystal was hand picked by elves (who charged a lot) and then each crystal was cut individually by the most experienced (and expensive) diamond cutting expert on the planet. This “special salt” is called Maldon salt. Oh oh oh and it is approved by the Organic Food Federation (which surely fills me with joy). There was me assuming […]